WELCOME TO LITTLE TIMMY’S ADVENTURES! HE’S AN 8 YEAR OLD BEER-GUZZLING, CIGARETTE-SUCKING PRODIGY CRASHING IN RUNDOWN LOVE HOTELS ACROSS JAPAN AND KOREA, CONVINCED THAT EVERY VENDING MACHINE AND NEIGHBOUR IS PLOTTING HIS DEATH. HAWK, THAT RAINCOAT-WEARING PSYCHO DAD WHO BAILED ON HIM AFTER GUTTING SEVERAL CHICAS DE LA NOCHE, LEFT HIM THERE TO ROT. HE’S NOT A BAD KID… HE’S JUST MISUNDERSTOOD!

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